1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:08,200 What colour was it, Gran? What? 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:13,240 They might steal it. Call the 3 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:19,520 Flash-flash, snap-snap, kiss-kiss. 4 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:25,800 "Whose shows are you going to, 5 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:30,800 "point cameras at the catwalk!" 6 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:35,800 Oh, was it winter? No, spring. 7 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,520 I think I'm out of the loop. 8 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:44,560 I feel as if I've done a marathon. 9 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,160 Where's Mum? 10 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,280 Ramp! Ramp! Ramp! Ahhhhhh! 11 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:00,440 12 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:05,920 13 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:10,840 14 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:16,520 15 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:23,320 It was SO hard sketching the models 16 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:27,360 My hand kept FALLING off the page. 17 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:31,440 You got through 18 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:37,479 Now, girls, let's see what 19 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,759 the city that only sleeps twice - 20 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:47,000 I didn't know it was 21 00:01:47,039 --> 00:01:53,039 It wasn't up to much. Might as well 22 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,960 Eddy, darling, we need some drinks. 23 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,560 We've only got one bottle left, 24 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:11,760 You know something, darling, 25 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,800 Life-threatening crowd situations, 26 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,840 barely clinging to the last shred 27 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:25,520 Parties with bitch editors 28 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,520 She'd take your leg off. 29 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:32,360 Oh, yeah. God, tanned like 30 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:38,400 Do you think? Honestly, darling, 31 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:44,520 But it's SO lovely to have 32 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,280 Yes. 7/11. 33 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,040 What?! 34 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:55,280 You know, darling, the....24/7. 35 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:01,000 7/11! 9/11! 9/11! I knew that! 36 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,600 Well, let's drink to a world 37 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:13,560 YOU make me realise it hasn't. 38 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,560 Gosh, HAVE they? Yes. 39 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,520 A SHOE?! 40 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:28,200 Eddy, the girls might like 41 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:33,520 It's a new concept fashion store, 42 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:40,960 No, I'm the executive creative 43 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:48,040 I'm very important. I decide 44 00:03:48,079 --> 00:03:54,840 the wham, bam, the new noir. Just 45 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:59,079 And what will that be, darling? 46 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:05,160 No, a few items that few can afford. 47 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:12,040 Rich bitches whose faces are so 48 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,080 And we are her team. 49 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,600 Go, go, go! 50 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:20,640 Right, we'll be off, then! 51 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,560 Where's Bubble? Did Bubble 52 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,440 Where is...? Bubble, 53 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:35,320 How can she still have a job 54 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:41,080 Come on, assist. 55 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:45,920 I tell you what I have to do, then 56 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:51,960 But I'm scared! Oh, stop it! 57 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,640 Ask Patsy if she wants another 58 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,840 Oh, eh, ah, oh... 59 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:08,320 Darling, darling, darling... 60 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:13,240 She's asking you 61 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:18,360 Come back here, come back here! 62 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,000 Come by! 63 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,560 You can only train with pain. 64 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,000 Now, stay! 65 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:30,720 I'll - have - a - bottle - but - 66 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,800 I'm going to pack, Eddy. Don't 67 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,960 Can I borrow a bag? 68 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,120 Put it on a sticky. 69 00:05:40,159 --> 00:05:44,040 Cheers, thanks a lot. 70 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,720 Toiletries. 71 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:53,320 What's that? What IS Patsy's room? 72 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:57,840 That's very "now", innit? 73 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:04,040 I can hear her creeping around 74 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,600 Oh, have you? Poor you(!) 75 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:15,960 What...? Pen, pen. Wotcha doing, 76 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,640 What IS this? 77 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,440 "Observations dreary." 78 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,400 Oh, diary. 79 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:29,120 It's for my writing course. 80 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:33,680 I thought you'd stopped that after 81 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:39,720 How many weeks WERE you in that 82 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,760 Two. Two weeks(!) 83 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,640 I tell you what, you'd be better 84 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:53,360 No, I had to get a glimpse 85 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,920 Darling, normal is what you KNOW. 86 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:12,280 Well, it's a new diet thing, 87 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:18,320 Dolly cutlery. Fools your brain 88 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,560 Kind of freaky, though. 89 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,120 Look, Eddy Giant-Hands. 90 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,280 Eddy Giant-Hands, sweetheart! 91 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,840 "Mother still fat." 92 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,159 Obser-bloody-vations! 93 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:36,200 I may be fat, darling, 94 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:42,280 Yeah, stealing little bits out 95 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:48,040 Little wit-picker, 96 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:53,320 You know what that is? That's all 97 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:03,040 Talk to me. Talk to me. No! 98 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,720 I'm...just lonely. 99 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,480 Well, I am. 100 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:18,160 You know, Patsy's working, 101 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,440 Got no job of my own any more. 102 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,920 That... 103 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:38,799 Listen to me, darling. 104 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,520 I miss my son. 105 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,600 Yeah, I do. 106 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:50,760 I miss my lovely son. He'd talk 107 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:55,640 I'll call Marshall, see where Serge 108 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,560 Marshall? 109 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,120 Just looking, not eating. 110 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,760 CHEESY ORGAN MUSIC 111 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:28,520 Send your cheque and your infirmity 112 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:32,400 Can I hear an Amen? Amen! 113 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:36,680 Because God don't like demands. 114 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:42,680 And he said, "Lo," and begged 115 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:46,680 Can I hear Praise Jesus? 116 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:52,720 All the cults, they think 117 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:56,760 Oh, yeah. The Hindus, 118 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,880 And the Buddhists got a circle, and 119 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:05,000 But, friends, WE have got 120 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:09,160 Amen! Pay attention up there. 121 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,200 Because, you know, 122 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:19,240 We wanna take his holy name 123 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,440 Thank you, dear Lord. Thank you! 124 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:27,200 Philomena Bill from Bunter, Ohio, 125 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:33,120 Hitch that chair up, drag 126 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,080 Now, touch me, Phil, touch me, 127 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:40,560 because I CAST OUT your cancer, 128 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,120 I CAST OUT your hypoglyc... 129 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:49,880 Well, God sees your disease. 130 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,680 And through me, in Jesus's name, 131 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,040 BE HEALED! BE HEALED! 132 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,720 SHE SCREAMS 133 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:11,200 We have a TV ministry. It's a REAL 134 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:16,040 It's a TV studio, Bo! 135 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,880 It was the network. But... 136 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:24,240 we truly HAVE been changed. 137 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,680 Are you talking about Lola? 138 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:32,400 Oh, she's a wonder. 139 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,920 Lola can't see the future! 140 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:47,000 Where's my son? OUR son. MY son. 141 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,600 Taking samples from Eskimos. 142 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:55,560 Taking blibby-blibby. It's lies, 143 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,280 Jesus is our saviour! 144 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:04,280 I've been thinking about this for 145 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,440 Why doesn't Serge come home? 146 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,000 What can it possibly have been 147 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:15,480 that drove him away 148 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:20,520 What can it have been that YOU did 149 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:25,040 It's the only logical explanation, 150 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:31,720 You smothered him, tried to seduce 151 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:36,680 How dare you use words like that 152 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:42,720 You don't even know what it means! 153 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,880 but, darling, I know something. 154 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:54,400 My son always loved me. He said so. 155 00:12:56,120 --> 00:13:00,120 Oh...sweetheart, you drove him away 156 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:06,160 I wish he WAS here, so I wouldn't 157 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,200 The boy wants to be left alone. 158 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:13,400 Praise Jesus, 159 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,360 Oh, hello, dears. 160 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,960 Have I missed anything? Yeah, they 161 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:33,520 Say nothing! Serge! I was just 162 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,200 What? Zip it! 163 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,960 Being gay, dear. 164 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,840 Is Serge gay? 165 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,600 Yes, it is. Yes, it is! 166 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:56,520 My son is gay...and she knew?! 167 00:13:56,560 --> 00:14:00,560 Where does he live? Oh... 168 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:04,600 New York, Eds. 169 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,400 My son is living in New York 170 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:16,920 My son is living in New York! 171 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:22,400 He won't want to see YOU. Course he 172 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:27,240 Oh, yeah. All my friends are gay. 173 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:31,280 I laugh with them, I cry with them. 174 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:36,760 175 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:42,920 He can fill me in on David and Liza. 176 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:47,720 Oh, darling, personal shopper 177 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:51,880 Give me his address, darling. No! 178 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:55,400 No. Shut up! ..I know 179 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,240 No! Shut up! ..Give me his address! 180 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:04,480 I mean, how many gay men 181 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:11,080 Marshall, 182 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:15,600 How can you stand by while your son 183 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:20,440 Oh, Bo, get real here! 184 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,520 Don't we? 185 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,960 Pats! Pats, sweetheart! 186 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:43,480 Darling, what are you doing here? 187 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:51,280 Cos I want you to help me make a 188 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:57,480 (I've got to find Serge's address. 189 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:03,240 Oh, right. I might have to give her 190 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,800 But you will come to New York? Ssh! 191 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:10,800 That's OK. Thanks, cheers, cheers. 192 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,800 SMOKE ALARM BEEPS 193 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,720 ALARM STOPS 194 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:27,240 (Just as well. This is good stuff. 195 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:31,960 (It's a little black book. She's 196 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,320 (I hate books, darling. They give 197 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:41,240 (Up there! I'll keep an eye on her. 198 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,560 (I could do with some help here.) 199 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:48,800 (Oh, that's very good. Give me the 200 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,320 (Serge...Serge... Oh!) 201 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,680 (Serge! What?) 202 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,200 ("Guff." 203 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:02,160 (Fantastic! New York. 204 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,960 (She won't even notice it's gone. 205 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,240 (Ed! ..Ed!) 206 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,760 (Ed, can you... 207 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,920 MUM! 208 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,960 Good morning. 209 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,080 Eddy! EDDY! 210 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:47,040 Have we got everything? 211 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:51,600 Oooh! Oooh! Get up those stairs! 212 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:56,640 She's given me a wedgie on my thong. 213 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:08,360 Oh, that's better. Thanks, darling. 214 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:12,480 Yeah, well... 215 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,080 I just don't know where... 216 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:21,160 Even if you find him, he won't want 217 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,200 My son is going to love me. 218 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Tickets, money, passports! 219 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:39,040 We're here at check-in. No, stay 220 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:43,680 Is this Upper Class? Yes. 221 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,320 Tickets and passport, please. Thanks. 222 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,360 Did you get the bags? 223 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,880 Sarah, would you have a look? 224 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:54,160 When was this photo taken? 225 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,200 OK. Thank you. 226 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:01,280 There are your boarding passes. 227 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:10,800 Not nervous, are you? Nah. 228 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,520 Whatever I choose is cool 229 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,200 What's that, darling? 230 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:25,240 Ohh, I wonder what he looks like? 231 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:30,280 Serge. Oh, you're not still going 232 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,800 Who you haven't seen for...? 233 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:39,840 What age was he when he left? 234 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:46,040 When did your pelvic floor 235 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,440 Maybe, Eddy... 236 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,440 maybe that wasn't the placenta 237 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:58,760 Don't be ridiculous. Anyway, we'll 238 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:05,560 He'll just be talking placenta. 239 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,480 I need air. 240 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:13,480 YES! MY SON IS GAY 241 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:18,320 Oh, my sunglasses! My sunglasses! 242 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,960 My sunglasses! Stop the car! 243 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:26,640 Stop! They're vintage Jackie O! 244 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:31,280 MUSIC: "Youth Nabbed As Sniper" 245 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:51,400 Where are we? Are we not staying 246 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:56,440 It's the Soho Grand. This is where 247 00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:00,960 You won't be woken by the squeak 248 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:07,360 It'll be the thump of a Reebok 249 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,600 Oh, lovely hotel, hotel, hotel. 250 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,240 Want to wear some of this, darling. 251 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:24,000 I'll drape it. Darling, we've 252 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,480 we can do Ellis, D...DKNY... 253 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:32,480 and then Bartley, then Luca, Luca... 254 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:36,080 Oh, yes! 255 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,560 Yeah. 256 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:47,560 Guff, darling. It's a club. 257 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:54,920 Just think, tomorrow, darling, 258 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:59,000 Darling, you don't need 259 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,040 That porter could have been him. 260 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,760 He might have grown. Too thin. 261 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:10,800 Oh, I hadn't thought about it like 262 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,040 Champagne tent? 263 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,880 Well, let's go. Darling! 264 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,920 Are you all ready, Marshall? 265 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:26,400 Don't talk back to me, you twink! 266 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:32,800 All right, stay and experiment 267 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:39,320 ..you'll come back here, we will 268 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:44,960 I hope you're writing this down, 269 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,400 I tried. I'll try later. 270 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,640 Big Daddy Bear! 271 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,960 You go, you go, you go. 272 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:59,040 OK, God loves you, just 273 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:11,880 MUSIC: "I'm On E" 274 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:25,040 Cheers! Cheers! Ya, I'm with 275 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:29,280 Darling, shall we go back 276 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:34,440 Ruf, how are you doing? I'm OK. How 277 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,440 Darling, thanks. 278 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:47,280 Oh, hello, sweetheart! Oh, hi! 279 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:51,560 My son will be here tomorrow. 280 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,600 Oh, precious, precious 281 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:08,640 Will you read to me from 282 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,560 Ahem. "Cupboard memoirs. Day five. 283 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:18,760 "My flask is empty. I'm now 284 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,800 "The family have still not been 285 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:28,840 "This is fantastic. The observations 286 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:34,200 "Today, they sat at the table and 287 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,960 "and then the mother got up 288 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,480 Hmmm. "The father, called Ted, 289 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:48,000 "and they watched Changing Rooms, 290 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:53,880 "They watched it without comment. 291 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,040 It's so funny! Ha-ha! 292 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:01,040 It's very funny. 293 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:06,320 Why isn't he back yet, 294 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:11,720 Oh, baby, 295 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:17,040 I can do that! ..Can you? 296 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:21,320 ..And that was sort of it. 297 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,880 Tell me, how did Jesus come to you? 298 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,360 Did he come from the side, from 299 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:36,080 I know he didn't come from below. 300 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:42,600 He came more on the...diagonal. 301 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,880 And what did he look like? 302 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,960 And did he have a beard? Oh, yes. 303 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,920 Was he wearing sandals 304 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,520 What colour was his robe? Blue. 305 00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:01,680 That was NOT Jesus. Jesus has a 306 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,080 No! You had a demon come to you, 307 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:08,360 Get on your knees 308 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,400 This is what HE asked me to do. 309 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,160 Demon out! Demon out! Demon out! 310 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,680 What am I gonna do?! 311 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,240 Let me see the schedule. 312 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,560 So, er... Darling, what does it 313 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:41,160 We've got to see SOMETHING. 314 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,840 Another drink? Yeah. No, I'm not 315 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,840 Take it easy. 316 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,360 I'm not prepared to reveal my vibe. 317 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:59,520 What's your vibe? Bling. What, just 318 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:04,840 Just a T-shirt and a rail, a pair 319 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:10,880 Yeah. No. We'll come tomorrow 320 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:17,120 and it'll give us the afternoon. 321 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,640 Find Serge, darling. You promised. 322 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:26,640 Everyone here thinks he's coming 323 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,160 It's here! Ooh, sweetheart! 324 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,320 Guff? 325 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,240 Oh, Guff! "Gays Uniting Friends 326 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,280 So, it's not a club. 327 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,800 Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender. 328 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,880 My son is gay. He works here. 329 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,480 Serge. Know him? Is he here? No. 330 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:10,520 Can you give me his address and 331 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,400 I'm his mother! No, I can't. 332 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,200 Well, who can? Goldie, 333 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,280 Go on and get out! 334 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:37,160 There you are in my office, crying, 335 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:41,400 "Ooh, what am I gonna do? 336 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,880 Well, you are going to get over it! 337 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,280 Creepy, strange-arse white people! 338 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,440 Sit. And you know what? 339 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,040 They all have the same little idea. 340 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,080 Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, 341 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:14,280 You know, I do weddings - 342 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,000 Can I show you something? 343 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:23,040 I want to welcome you here, 344 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,920 And I counsel out of the goodness 345 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,560 and I want them to be married. Will 346 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,840 No, I do these same-sex marriages. 347 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,880 It doesn't cost much. 348 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,880 Foot washing and hand fastening. 349 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:47,000 I have speaking in tongues 350 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:52,800 Eddy, play along with me. 351 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,760 I take it you're both 'L'? 352 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,480 Yes. I take it you're 'T'? 353 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:03,160 No, I'm just getting over the flu. 354 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,840 Mmm... Who's been smoking? 355 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,240 I can smell it. 356 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,920 Is it you? Come here. 357 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:19,400 Come here, girl. Come here. 358 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,600 Oh, God! 359 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,680 One more time! 360 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:31,640 Oh, God, thank you. 361 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:36,360 And you know what, you're like 362 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,640 Mmmm! 363 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,080 What can I do for you? 364 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:45,080 Um, we, er...we want to get married. 365 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,800 No, we don't. Yes, we do, Eddy. 366 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,000 No, we don't. Yes, we do. No, cos... 367 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:59,160 We want to get married for your 368 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,440 Mmm. 369 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:08,320 My son is gay and my first husband 370 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:14,560 And we've got a daughter, but she 371 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:20,640 Do you know something? OK, 372 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:25,320 Oh, Eddy, don't rake all this up. 373 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:33,240 so we don't live in silence. Since 374 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:39,360 You're living in the house, 375 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:44,000 Come on, come back at me. Tell me 376 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:50,120 All right. You talk with your 377 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,240 Mmmm-hmmm. 378 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,440 So sudden. 379 00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:02,760 You know, I think we've gone as far 380 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,880 (Give me five minutes. I'm a genius. 381 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,040 Can I get another hit? 382 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,680 Sure. 383 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,200 Oh, yeah! What's your mama?! 384 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,880 Um...cheers. Thanks a lot. 385 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,880 What are you doing? Why haven't you 386 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,120 Is she back? 387 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,440 She's not here. It's very late. 388 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,280 Ohhh. 389 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,080 390 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,280 391 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,600 392 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,440 393 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:01,120 What happened then? 394 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,760 This is RIDICULOUS! 395 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,400 You see, the thing is, I'm not gay. 396 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:14,960 OK...OK. But there's a few things, 397 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,040 First... 398 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,760 everybody...is gay. 399 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,800 From the mailman to the president, 400 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,840 You know. Yes. 401 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,280 Don't be ashamed of who you are. 402 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,920 Learn to LOVE the V-on-V thing. 403 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,160 It's cool. V-on-V thing? 404 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,560 V-on-V thing. Tasty, too. 405 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,040 Come on now. Come here. Look at me. 406 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,960 Love yourself. 407 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,400 Yeah, I do. It's fine. No, no. 408 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,440 You must say to yourself, 409 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,800 I love you. 410 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,960 on the love box. "I love you." 411 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,480 I love... 412 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:27,639 Well, do you like the girls? Yes. 413 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:32,400 Pick the girls up. Yes. Rise 414 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,440 I LOVE you. That's right. 415 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:43,880 Stick that tongue out. I LURVE you. 416 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:49,600 Girl, are you ready? You ready? 417 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,560 Here she is now. 418 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,600 Bull, butch or babe, she's Mr Right. 419 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,560 Eddy! 420 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,160 We are gathered here today 421 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,120 Eddy... ..In wonderfulness, 422 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:18,240 to bring together 423 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,280 in the sight of... 424 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,240 What's your name? Bill. ..Bill. 425 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,520 ..In the sight of Bill, to join... 426 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,880 this heart to this heart. 427 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,680 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 428 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,760 Is that all of it? 429 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,840 Just need a little bit 430 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:55,880 from the filing cabinet, cos my son 431 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:02,800 Bless this union, and you'll go 432 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,960 Repeat after me. 433 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,120 I, Edina... 434 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:12,480 I, Edina, take you, Patsy... 435 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:19,200 I, Patsy...take you, Ed...Eddy... 436 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:23,120 To be my woman... To be my woman. 437 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,760 Have you prepared vows? No. No. 438 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,640 Do you want hand-fasting? No. No. 439 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,560 Do you want to sip from 440 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,080 Well, a sip... No. No. 441 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,520 Then on with the exchange of rings. 442 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000 I pronounce you married. 443 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,360 You may kiss the brides. 444 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,080 You pucker. You pucker. 445 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,120 Come on now, somebody pucker up. 446 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:10,800 No, no, no. She'll be there, 447 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,280 No! I can't do that Eddy. 448 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:19,800 Pucker, don't pucker, suit yourself. 449 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,800 American Express. 450 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,040 That better be Serge's address. 451 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,440 He'll be there in the morning. 452 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,600 Thank you very much. 453 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,480 Hey, I wanted that! We're married! 454 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:44,000 Aren't you going to carry me 455 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,600 Ohhh! 456 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,480 Third time lucky for me. 457 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:56,840 You're not getting any of my money. 458 00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:02,600 What? I just... Go and change. 459 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:08,960 What? Where? Oh! There's something 460 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,520 It's dropped down. You're going 461 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,520 It's all right, we're married! 462 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,040 A paperclip. Cheers, Eddy. 463 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,600 Darling, listen, we are NOT married. 464 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,800 We ARE married. Keep it on till 465 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,800 Then I'll have been married to you 466 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:38,680 I've never come back from honeymoon 467 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,520 Still, I got what I wanted. 468 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,480 Serge Turtle. 469 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,840 Must be a club. 470 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:55,200 I've had a hell of a day, I've got 471 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,240 Good. 472 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,840 Cos, frankly, I've got a headache. 473 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,960 I just spoke to Mum. She thinks 474 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,720 Never mind, dear. No, I wanted her 475 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:17,440 I hope she stays there. Of course 476 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:22,680 I hope he realises what he's put me 477 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:27,680 what would you be without her? Mmm? 478 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:31,760 Oh, no! Oh, what is it? Oh, no! 479 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,800 It's not a club?! 480 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,840 Let's not go in, Eddy. Sweetheart, 481 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,360 We're going in. 482 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,120 I can't meet her! Not today! 483 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:49,160 Look at what I'm WEARING! 484 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:55,280 She can't arrive until I've gone 485 00:39:55,320 --> 00:40:00,000 Oh, I'm so fat! Fat, fat, 486 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,040 Saffy, call her! 487 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,360 Saffy? Saffy? 488 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:11,720 Run, run, run, run, run! 489 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,760 MUSIC: "I'm Always Touched 490 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,800 Ma'am, your bags. 491 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,000 I need lipo and pecs! Oh! 492 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,960 I need PECS! 493 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,520 I'm looking for my son, my son. 494 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,040 Of COURSE I'll recognise her! 495 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,280 Itchy eyes! Itchy eyes! 496 00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:00,920 I will get pecs even 497 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:06,200 and push in chicken livers with 498 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:09,320 I keep finding bits of enamel 499 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,560 Eddy! 500 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,880 Agh! 501 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,920 Pats! Over here, Eddy, I'm stuck. 502 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,280 I'm here, sweetheart! 503 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,440 Serge! 504 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,720 It's me, Mama. 505 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:37,760 Oh, my God! I didn't want 506 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,720 It's all right, darling. 507 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:50,840 Oh, I don't care where we are 508 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,160 I... I'm not. 509 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,480 What? 510 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,880 I'm, I'm, I'm not Serge. 511 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,080 Serge Turtle. 512 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,560 No, I'm not your son. 513 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,000 But, er...I love you 514 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,480 and I don't even know you, 515 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,880 so.... Mmmmmm! 516 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,320 I am Serge. 517 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,480 I...am your son. 518 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,440 He's a book? 519 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,440 Serge? 520 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,040 Hello. 521 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,960 Darling, is that really you? 522 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,400 Are you standing on something, 523 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,600 You exist, then. 524 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:57,000 I was beginning to think you were 525 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,440 I'm sorry. 526 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,040 Come and give Mama a hug, darling. 527 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,800 SACCHARINE MUSIC 528 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,280 Sweetheart...hello, darling. 529 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:36,000 Darling, look at you. Look at this. 530 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,440 Sweetheart... 531 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,480 This is Martin, my partner. 532 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:46,960 Your boyfriend? Yes. 533 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:53,240 Super to meet you. I've been 534 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,520 Stop it. ..you are bigger... 535 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,960 I mean, larger... No, I mean... 536 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,560 a light. Just leave it! A very big 537 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:07,560 I'll shut up now. 538 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:16,120 You found me. It wasn't easy, 539 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,360 That IS my name. It's Dad's name. 540 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,640 Oh! 541 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:25,280 Look, Saffy's right. 542 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,920 Darling, forget that now. No. 543 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:33,120 Don't you want to know why I left? 544 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:38,640 No, I left so I could be the person 545 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,360 I wanted you to be gay, darling! 546 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:46,480 Why do you think I blasted my belly 547 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:51,360 I tried to MOULD you in the womb. 548 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:56,080 You could have told me, darling. 549 00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,320 Think of all the things we've 550 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:05,280 I'm in mourning for the shopping 551 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:09,840 This is why I left. You only have 552 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:14,240 A gay man can be...boring. 553 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:19,440 being gay is the best excuse you'll 554 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,320 Time's up, Eddy. 555 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,640 Darling, where have you been? I got 556 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:32,240 Darling, this is Serge. 557 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,040 Darling, do you remember Patsy? 558 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,400 Serge. 559 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,960 Pat. 560 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,640 We're going to a few fashion shows. 561 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:54,040 So, darling... Oh, just go. No, 562 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,760 No, no, no. Oh, my God. 563 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:04,160 You think you can attach me like 564 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:10,200 We only have half an hour. 565 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:15,240 OK. I want you to listen. I will, 566 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:20,720 Don't you remember my book allergy, 567 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,120 Itchy eyes?! 568 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,400 You never COULD stand books. 569 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,360 I like books with photos. 570 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:36,600 I hate THESE books, yes. 571 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:42,560 what you said. "Tiny coffins 572 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,160 Well, I was jealous of the books. 573 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:51,360 I could take you hating everything 574 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,360 chasing them away 575 00:46:55,400 --> 00:47:02,600 the way you smothered me with 576 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:09,280 the way you let...THAT revel 577 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,920 Why did you burn all my books?! 578 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:17,000 We were cold. ..Come on, Eddy. 579 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,120 I know. One sec, one sec. 580 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,400 Just come with us for today and 581 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:29,920 Give me a day, darling, 582 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:34,160 Will you do that? Just give me 583 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,160 Come on, darling, come on. 584 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:44,240 I'm stronger than you still! ..This 585 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,200 Say yes, say yes! It's only a day! 586 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,240 He said yes! 587 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:56,040 Saffy, darling. Saffy, it's Mama, 588 00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:00,520 Guess who's next to me now, 589 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:06,320 I'm coming. ..Darling, say hello. 590 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,640 Mum? Serge? 591 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:13,280 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! On my date! 592 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:17,760 Only on the knee. God! Did you 593 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:23,760 That's the same thing 594 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:28,440 Where's your little book? Write it 595 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,000 SHOUTING CONTINUES 596 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,280 MUSIC: "Wheels On Fire" 597 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,480 Darling, he's with me. 598 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,920 We've got to get through here. 599 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:49,800 Could you give my son a haircut? 600 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,760 Come on, Eddy. 601 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,480 Keep up! ..This is my son. He's gay. 602 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,520 He's with me, he's with me. 603 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:14,520 604 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:19,240 605 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,080 I think it's water. 606 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,560 Oh, no, that's Patsy's bottle. 607 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,880 Jared, hi. I really loved the show. 608 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,560 Hello. We loved it. We loved it. 609 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:44,120 This is my son. Is he gay? 610 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,600 Put him in leather. 611 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,440 612 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,040 Debbie! Your godson, your godson! 613 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:07,560 TECHNO VERSION OF 614 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,200 My son is gay! 615 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,480 COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC 616 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,240 Hold that. I can do that, Eddy. 617 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,640 Eddy. Eddy, look at this, darling. 618 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,840 Eddy, look, I'm up here, darling! 619 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,200 620 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:53,440 Ow! Ow! 621 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,600 Oh, my God, it's ME! ..Eddy! 622 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,120 BOOM! 623 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,680 Lift your hands! 624 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,120 Search me! Search me! 625 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:17,280 Put your hands behind your back! 626 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,040 SIRENS 627 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,280 DO something! 628 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,920 629 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:32,800 630 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:37,200 631 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:43,480 632 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:50,720 You're early. I didn't know if 633 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:56,440 Oh, they let us out, the cops. 634 00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:01,240 Great trip. ..You got inspiration 635 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:07,760 free airline sponge bags and a rail. 636 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:12,680 That's not your phone, that's 637 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:16,240 What do you think of that, darling? 638 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,400 Mum... Cheers, darling. 639 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:23,760 Patsy and I got married. Well... 640 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,920 Gay man, straight man, woman. 641 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:32,120 Fantastic, isn't it? Mum... What? 642 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,240 I just wanted to say... 643 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,120 I still love you. 644 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:42,200 Well, you don't need to now, 645 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:47,280 In fact, darling, he's coming 646 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,800 No, my son. 647 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:53,360 I now pronounce you... 648 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,600 Photo!